1. Mosquitos
    Blood sucking little douche bags
  2. Vacuums
    You know you're a mom when your browser history is full of the latest vacuum technology
  3. Straws
    Best if used in an alcoholic beverage
  4. Mouths
    Can be fun or practical
  5. Ho's
    Anywhere from 5$-200$ ;)
  6. Fleas
    Let's just get real, any insect that sucks, sucks. Fuck those dudes.
  7. Vampires
    If they look like the vampires in Twilight they can suck my blood anytime.