THINGS THAT SUCK
- •MosquitosBlood sucking little douche bags
- •VacuumsYou know you're a mom when your browser history is full of the latest vacuum technology
- •StrawsBest if used in an alcoholic beverage
- •MouthsCan be fun or practical
- •Ho'sAnywhere from 5$-200$ ;)
- •FleasLet's just get real, any insect that sucks, sucks. Fuck those dudes.
- •VampiresIf they look like the vampires in Twilight they can suck my blood anytime.