THINGS I SHOULD SAY AS MY FUN FACT BUT THAT I ALWAYS BLANK ON ON THE FIRST DAY OF CLASS

  1. I've performed at Carnegie Hall
  2. I sold my Instagram account for $400
  3. My turtle is from Italy
    He came here by totally legal means too
  4. I got to watch the 2012 Olympics in England
  5. I caught 33 frogs and kept them all as pets
    I single handedly depleted the frog population at my neighborhood park oops
  6. I hugged Simon Cowell
    he's so short