I Think I'm the Only Person Who Doesn't Lose It Over Doctor Who
I have tried for over a year to like Dr Who and I just can't get into it.
- •The first episode of Dr. Who I watched had some cat people in it.And they were like nuns or something? I don't know.
- •It turned into a drinking game.At first it was whenever I was confused. Then I just started drinking.
- •I tried to watch some other episodes.Surely there has to be something behind this fandom?
- •I mean this is what is keeping Hot Topic in business. Right?And My Little Pony, I guess.
- •So this is what I know about the show so far.An outsider's account of Dr Who.
- •First of all. There's a guy.This guy. The Doctor Who guy.
- •And there's like this confused phone box.He seems happy and that makes me happy.
- •And I think this guy is also in itAnd I only care about him because Smaug.
- •Oh and it's British
- •And I think that's pretty much it.So there you go. Everything you need to know about Doctor Who.