Crushes

Based on a complex combination of attractiveness compatibility and attainability that I will probably never understand
  1. 1.
    Ben Schwartz
    I picture he would be a good boyfriend in that he always seems so hyper and would never just want to stay in but would always want to do something fun and random. And he's really funny so we would always make fun of the random things we ended up doing. I think we'd get along really well and I never picture doing holidays when I'm a grown up but for some reason I picture him being the most amazing dad on Hannukah
  2. 2.
    Ike Barinholtz
    He's really funny and he is like thug handsome but it is softened by him being obviously so nice IRL. Also on the mindy project he plays dumb with a heart of gold and I bet you can fake dumb but you can't fake heart of gold!
  3. 3.
    Neil Patrick Harris
    I always had the biggest crush on him when he was on How I Met Your Mother. Then someone told me he was gay and I got embarrassed to not know that but then I was like, you know what, ALL these guys are unattainable anyway so this doesn't make him any more unattainable. Plus I don't discriminate with crushes
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    More as I think of them