How I Know I Am Not a Brooklyn Baby

hey @bjnovak when are you getting Lana on here
  1. 1.
    I do not have a boyfriend in a band
  2. 2.
    I do not have a jazz collection rare or otherwise
  3. 3.
    I do not get down to beat poetry
  4. 4.
    I do not have feathers in my hair
  5. 5.
    I do not get high on hydroponic weed