Cross me and you may get one of these coming your way!!!
  1. "Great story. Do me a favor: send it to me as a Snapchat so it will disappear forever"
  2. "I actually wasn't waving, I was trying to swipe-left you"
  3. "Hey, you and Zayn Malik should start a band together! That way I can be sure I will never hear from you again"
  4. "You're like a TV boyfriend! Like one of the guys Mindy dates before Danny"
  5. "Why don't you make like HBO and GO"