Things You Should Not Be Ashamed About

  1. Garlic breath
    If you don't like garlic, I don't like you.
  2. Onion breath
    See above.
  3. Eating out alone
    Your plate is your date and it doesn't expect much of you. Also stop talking to me people and get me another Chardonnay please.
  4. Air guitar-ing/drumming while you wait for your train
    Do I do this? All the time.
  5. Drinking pickle juice out of the jar
    It's delicious.
  6. Eating kimchi out of the jar
    See above
  7. BEING A BOSS
    Especially if you're a woman because 2016