I QUIT COFFEE- NOW WHAT?
What do I do?
- •Cry softly
- •Make sure everyone is aware of my triumph over the drug that is coffee
- •Remind myself (and anyone who'll listen) that COFFEE IS A DRUG and IT IS ADDICTIVE
- •Haughtily order tea at a restaurant
- •Stare longingly at pictures of cappuccinos
- •Talk about how much more energy I have now that I'm coffee-free
- •Yawn a lot in private
- •Start drinking coffee again