What do I do?
  1. Cry softly
  2. Make sure everyone is aware of my triumph over the drug that is coffee
  3. Remind myself (and anyone who'll listen) that COFFEE IS A DRUG and IT IS ADDICTIVE
  4. Haughtily order tea at a restaurant
  5. Stare longingly at pictures of cappuccinos
  6. Talk about how much more energy I have now that I'm coffee-free
  7. Yawn a lot in private
  8. Start drinking coffee again