Things you would never say unless you have kids or live in a frat house
I am a mom of 3 boys- 8,5 and 3 mths. This is my full time job and sometimes I feel like an RA from a college dorm
- •If you pick your butt one more time I'm going to slap that hand
- •Why is your finger always in places it shouldn't be??
- •It is NEVER ok to touch your brothers butt. ( two brothers)
- •Please be quiet, please be quiet, please be quiet.... JUST SHUT UP
- •Yes mommies have vaginas and boys have a penis, no you cannot see my vagina ( 3 year old questions)
- •It is not ok to shoot your snot at your brother, I don't care that he mooned you.
- •Why would you put your brothers toe in your nose?
- •Who peed on the back of the toilet? And possibly the wall??
- •Please clean out the sink, who used that much toothpaste??