Don't Tell Me I Have to Watch This Show, I Won't

Everyone keeps telling me to watch these shows, I don't want to. If I wanted to watch them, I would have started from the beginning because I know what I like better than you do.
  1. Orange is the New Black
  2. Broadchurch series 2
    The US version ruined everything. Series 1 was perfect then American David Tennant killed everything except that little boy. Currently pretending that everything that happened after series 1 does not exist
  3. House of Cards
  4. Scandal and/or How to Get Away with Murder
    Basically everything by Shonda. Greys and I broke up after season 2, don't even try