THINGS I SAW IN BOSTON YESTERDAY

  1. Navy seals parachuting into Fenway Park
    America
  2. Tri corner hats
    On children and on old men
  3. 3 out of business ice cream shops.
    America
  4. People in line for a mirror to try on Red Sox caps
    Commerce
  5. 2 old women discussing their hope that gay marriage is overturned
    Soon to be dead America
  6. A man texting his other girlfriend while on a date
    Tilted his screen away from her
  7. A German Shepard shitting
    America