WEEKEND CHORES

In recommended order
  1. Pull weeds
  2. Mow grass
  3. Spray insecticide, fungicide, herbicide
  4. Kill gophers, possums, rabbits, deer, squirrels, chipmunks, birds, stray cats, neighbors dogs.
  5. Genetically alter farm animals
  6. Burn rainforest
  7. Melt ice caps
  8. Dance on mother nature's grave