HOW TO SPEND YOUR 40TH BIRTHDAY

Real time list as it's happening now.
  1. Have grandma arrive to watch the kids.
  2. Wake up and see golf clubs are packed but not sure why.
  3. Arrive at airport with no idea where you are going. Agree to find out when you arrive at gate.
  4. Pass by the gates for Pittsburgh (phew) and arrive at gate for plane heading to Cabo.
  5. Morning swim, afternoon golf, late afternoon at the sports bar.
  6. Sunset dinner for two here:
  7. Late night game of cards.