IN MY HEAD IM ALL LIKE...
i have a draft folder in my notes called 'whatsup' and its random thoughts n stuff . i suppose i intended to gear these into tweets, but i knew if i held out, there'd be a new social platform for em. look at us now!!
- •just bc you don't post them doesn't mean i don't think you take a ton of selfies
- •the word 'assimilate' out of context makes me think weird things
- •i did a phone interview the other day entirely naked
- •just got a haircut and bought new clothes, guess i gotta interact w people now so this doesn't go to waste
- •i really enjoy sneezing. it's like a face orgasm
- •you ever wonder what's going on w your life and why we're here and shark tanks on tonight
- •uchh, I have to go outside. i hope there isn't a mass shooting
- •my computers acting like a little bitch but it's all i have
- •id rather be watching Bowfinger
- •sleep is the only thing preventing me from looking at screens
- •i waste so much time drinking water and peeing. what's the fucking point?
- •ill try anything a lot of times
- •if i actually flipped over every table i pretend to flip over, there would be a mess in every room ive ever been in
- •shout out to there only being two 'world wars'
- •whenever i see a peaceful old man, all i could think about are the horrible things he must've done when he was younger
- •i get water fountains, but like why aren't there meal fountains