im a millenial and im ready to accept that
  1. ive looked at the top right corner of the newspaper to see what time it is
  2. i always wait w my hands under the sink expecting it to turn on by itself
  3. i often stand in front of a door waiting for it to open for me
  4. ive uber'd to get take out chinese
  5. im ready to allow Bernie Sanders to convince me
  6. i often times like to relish in the days before there was internet just bc i know im part of the last generation that knew a world sans web
  7. im privy to all forms of social media
  8. i only use social media to show off
  9. i didn't know George Michael was named after a George Michael
  10. im a piece of shit