REASONS MY LIFE IS THE TRUMAN SHOW
you're all sitting there like "shit, he figured us out" 😎 until now, ill admit, i was unaware i was living in a constructed reality broadcast around the clock to billions of people. but i caught on, nice work everyone 😉
- •i see the same strangers every daythey pretend to not recognize me
- •im the same person EVERY day.never been a girl, let alone another guy. it's always been me when i wake up
- •im constantly under surveillance"it's 2015, cameras are everywhere." yeah right like i believe that. yall say its for 'security'?! nahhhh
- •everyone is an actor
- •my close friends get paidit might be from their 'jobs' but still, that could be a front. i think they're actors getting money to pretend to be my dear friends
- •every time i quickly turn around and yell 'enough!' in public, everyone looks directly at me.that's like looking right at the lens smh. stupid extras
- •i fell down the stairs the other day and someone came into the stairway to help meas if that wasn't a PA sent from production to make sure i was alright smfh. it's getting sooo obvious
- •this world has the same problems day after daythe news is a constant cycle of mass shootings, molestations, and bad leadership. nothing changes. so boring. new writers please! maybe some happy writers??
- •people are always going placeswhere is everyone going? everyone is always going somewhere. why? i constantly see people outside and in stores and such. so many extras. you guys are really wasting this seemingly huge budget.
- •im pretty sure there's a 'backstage' somewhere here on this worldsurely there must be. this 'world'/set that im currently living in is a joke. there are people sleeping outside, and people sleeping in mansions. love the juxtaposition the writers are offering my perspective!!! but please this is so obvious a joke. in no real world would i see a homeless man sleeping outside of a mattress store.
- •nothing makes sensebc everything is so stupid it must surely be a fake world.
- •we're remaking moviesi think this actually is the biggest clue. in what world would we remake movies in? we already have them, why not make a different movie? oh yeah, bc this is a fake world where i was chosen at birth to be watched by the rest of the world unbeknownst to me, so they have a limited amount of stories and they're just recycling at this point.
- •you guys actually made 'The Truman Show'pretty big giveaway there!! as if I wouldn't see it and think 'hey maybe this is happening to me?!' that was a major slip up by whatever studio is doing this to me.