12 REASONS WHY I SHOULDN'T GO TO PRISON

Who needs a lawyer when you THIS LIST
  1. 1.
    It's scary!
  2. 2.
    People are mean!
  3. 3.
    I haven't done a thing wrong!
  4. 4.
    Since when is it illegal to push someone in front of a train? It was a joke!
  5. 5.
    People get shanked
  6. 6.
    Sometimes you get beat by prison guards
  7. 7.
    I swear I didn't even know the guy! He just jumped on his own in front of it!
  8. 8.
    I heard people get on drugs in there
  9. 9.
    What security cameras?!!
  10. 10.
    I don't even want to go to prison!
  11. 11.
    I don't want to poop and sleep in the same room
  12. 12.
    Unsanitary