THINGS TO DO FOR MY STOMACH HURTING
No need for doctors when you have this list!
- •Go to doctor
- •Pepto BABY
- •Eat an appleNot sure if this works, but it's health food
- •Brew an elixir that will heal all wounds and makes stomach stop hurt
- •Eat a pineappleThe acidity will kill all bacteria
- •Smoke cigSmoke suffocates bacteria in stomach
- •Get a pill that makes you hurt go away
- •Get a better attitude!