1. Mexicans aren't the poor man's Spaniards because Spanish dudes are gross.
  2. Spaniards are the poor man's Italians
  3. Why couldn't I have been as good of an angsty teen as my brother was when he was an angsty teen
  4. Is my Duncan Hines still irrelevant?
    I'm pretty sure I saw someone else tweet it later on anyway
  5. Trap music would be way better if it had less synthesized cymbals and more trombones
  6. Dating is cool and all, but I dislike being mildly inconvenienced a lot of the time
  7. Being a first generation American is pretty tight!