Tweets the I almost tweeted but changed my mind last second and put them in my drafts
- •Mexicans aren't the poor man's Spaniards because Spanish dudes are gross.
- •Spaniards are the poor man's Italians
- •Why couldn't I have been as good of an angsty teen as my brother was when he was an angsty teen
- •Is my Duncan Hines still irrelevant?I'm pretty sure I saw someone else tweet it later on anyway
- •Trap music would be way better if it had less synthesized cymbals and more trombones
- •Dating is cool and all, but I dislike being mildly inconvenienced a lot of the time
- •Being a first generation American is pretty tight!