GHOSTS THAT IT WOULD BE WEIRD TO BE HAUNTED BY

  1. a ghost that doesn't speak your language
  2. a ghost that thinks you're dead and it's alive
  3. a ghost with really good taste, because the only way to get rid of it would be to compromise your aesthetic sensibilities, goddammit
  4. a tacky ghost
  5. a ghost that starts laughing every time it tries to haunt you
  6. a ghost that likes EDM
  7. a ghost that's neater than you and is super passive-aggressive about it
  8. the ghost of a person that's still alive
  9. the ghost of a person that's still alive and that person is your parents