THINGS YOU THINK WHEN YOU HEAR THE LANDLINE RINGING AS YOU WORK AT YOUR FRIEND'S PARENTS' HOUSE

  1. "oh my god"
  2. "what IS that"
  3. "what do I do"
  4. "should I answer it"
  5. "hello this is kevin"
  6. "yes I'm the new mayor of this landline"
  7. "oh god it's ringing again"
  8. "why does it keep ringing"
  9. "I should put it on vibrate"
  10. "I should eat the phone"
  11. "OH MY GOD IS THAT THE SMOKE ALARM"
  12. "no, just the landline"
  13. "it's so LOUD"
  14. "i guess it has to fill the whole house"
  15. "if I had a landline in my apartment its ring could just be the sound of soft breath"
  16. "I should get a landline for my apartment"
  17. "I should OH GOD WHAT oh right"