1. David after the dentist
    He is a considerably grown human at this point, crazy right? Hope you have exceptional oral health.
  2. Whoever is in charge of keeping Hillary Clinton hip to youth culture
    "No dat boi isn't from anything, he's just there. No he isn't a boy he is a frog pay attention." Hope the next thing kids are into is pantsuits.
  3. Iyaz
    Replay is a damn treasure. Hope those royalties are still rolling in.
  4. Blue Ivy's nanny
    How does it feel having the fate of our future empress in your hands? Hope the Carters invite you into their Apocalypse bunker if Trump becomes president.
  5. Malala Yousafzai
    I don't even have a joke, you rock. Hope we all can be as fearless and selfless as you.
  6. Bill Nye The Science Guy
    BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! Hope you get some more people to believe in and take action on global climate change.
  7. Molly Weasley
    Fictional, but nevertheless BAMF of the century and saved Harry in more ways than one. Hope your kids behave today.
  8. Anyone who calls people "sugar"
    Bonus points if you have a southern accent! Hope you have some sweet tea as sweet as you.
  9. Prince George and Princess Charlotte
    Somehow everyone wants to be your best friends despite the fact you are both children. Incredible. Hope grandma bakes you cookies.