Things I Heard a Mother Say to Her Daughter as They Waited for Their Flight to #dead50 at an Lax Bar
- •"What you have to remember, baby, is Jeff's the most fun boyfriend I've ever had."
- •"If we don't make plans for Jerry Day now we're fucked."
- •"You have that agility from your horse racing that translates directly to snowboarding."
- •"Did you see Billy's tweet about the double rainbow over Mill Valley?"
- •"If I had my way, I would've breastfed your brother until he was twenty-five."
- •"What you can never forget is that your father manifested our living conditions, he is the maestro of our family."
- •"Thank fucking God that Jeff is not your father."