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Glad I left that shit show into shambles
  1. apparently, drama kids are not a sport
  2. WSPS? more like WSBS
    my school has a saying "Wolf Strong Pack Strong" as a way to get everybody to support all clubs and athletics. then they planned a school dance on the day of our musical
  3. So what kind of warm ups are you guys into?
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  1. all or mostly white cast
  2. if you can't get an all white cast, make it an all or mostly black cast and call it "revolutionary"
    I'm sorry, shouldn't movies like this be pretty normal by now? I mean seriously it's 2016. plus black movies can have plots that are more than racism and gangs
  3. have a well liked actor/actress play the main role
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  1. Jim Carrey
    I'm talking Dumb and Dumber Jim Carrey
  2. Justin Timberlake
    I'm talking every single kind of Justin Timberlake
  3. James Franco
    forever my love, Harry Osborne was my everything
  4. Aladdin
    probably the most attractive Disney prince
  1. adults that use the phrase "rap crap"
    congrats, you're old and have a strong hatred of such gangster music
  2. when something embarrassing happens and a stranger tries comforting you
    just mind your own business and pretend like it never happened, unless you can make a famous meme out of it, then by all means talk about it
  3. adults that want to talk about "my future"
    yeah, I'm talking to you, lady from New York that got all pissy when I said I was interested in a conservatory that you "never heard of"
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  1. think about the climax to your story before talking
    not that climax
  2. start from the beginning
  3. take as long as you please to build up to the climax
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  1. Spider-Man 3
    this was the first movie I cried in the theaters in. James Franco died, what do you think my 3rd grade self would do (take note that my 18 year old self would do the exact same)
  2. Empire Records
    why is this movie so adorable? why don't I work at a closing record shop where we try to save it? why can't I have a cool ensemble like that around me? it's just so beautiful
  3. Addams Family Values
    the hand grab out of the grave at the end got me too hard
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most are really dumb
  1. name a dog "Dorota" after the maid in gossip girl
  2. own a collection of funny or really adorable mugs
    Troy and Abed in the morning ✔️ anthropology mug with my initial ✔️ about 12 more to go
  3. host movie night every week as I aesthetically lay pillows and blankets all over my apartment floor and invite my closest friends
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  1. the team with the cutest uniform
  2. the one that wins
  3. the first team that comes up in my head
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I feel like Gwyneth Paltrow
  1. Carol's Daughter Repairing Shampoo & Conditioner
    I have pretty coarse hair that is long and wavy. it's very hard to maintain my mane to look anything better than witch hair. this shampoo and conditioner has only been in my life for 2 washes but has changed it amazingly. plus it smells like coconut 😊
  2. Macadamia Nouristing Moisture Mask
    this product also has helped my hair, since I only wash my hair about twice a week, I use this hair mask every time. after washing and normally conditioning, I turn off the shower, Putin the hair mask and lounge, read, or watch some tv for about ten minutes then back in the shower I go to wash it out. my hair feels like salon hair all the time now. (p.s. if you go to marshals you can buy it in the old packaging for cheaper)
  3. Smith's Rosebud Salve
    The best Chapstick! okay, maybe not the best...but it does moisturizer my lips very well and that rose smell makes me feel like I'm in the 1950s next to Audrey Hepburn... or my grandmas house. either way, the smell is great
title alone though... basically my friends are strange and so I put what they say to me in my notes and look back at them
  1. "he looks like a lizard, he's so skinny...and a lizard" -amanda
  2. "shut up scout you're fucking poor" -Amanda (and her terrible knowledge about to kill a mockingbird)
  3. "yes I am here, your chubby, skinny bitch with an ass and tits that won't quit, but righty isn't fully on board" -ok, that was me
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