Dumb Quotes My Friends Have Said and I've Peed My Pants Hearing Them

title alone though... basically my friends are strange and so I put what they say to me in my notes and look back at them
  1. "he looks like a lizard, he's so skinny...and a lizard" -amanda
  2. "shut up scout you're fucking poor" -Amanda (and her terrible knowledge about to kill a mockingbird)
  3. "yes I am here, your chubby, skinny bitch with an ass and tits that won't quit, but righty isn't fully on board" -ok, that was me
  4. "why are you teaching our crusty asses when we could be looking at yours" -Emily (about a hot teacher)
  5. "this music is making my cramps worse" -Manya