My Roommate's Cat Meows Like an Offensive Korean Character Says "Hello!"
It is awful
- •It apparently laid claim to my room before I moved inIt sits outside the door shouting at me
- •Hearing hello that much makes me want to listen to AdelleThat's ok with me. She's musical BAE.
- •I dislike catsI hit one with my car once and nearly cried. Nearly because New Englanders only show emotion toward their own pets. Not even their kids.
- •But really, he's a dickIt knocks over my shit. If by mistake my door is open it'll knock over my iPhone. The screen has scratches now. He's just a massive asshole.