My Roommate's Cat Meows Like an Offensive Korean Character Says "Hello!"

It is awful
  1. It apparently laid claim to my room before I moved in
    It sits outside the door shouting at me
  2. Hearing hello that much makes me want to listen to Adelle
    That's ok with me. She's musical BAE.
  3. I dislike cats
    I hit one with my car once and nearly cried. Nearly because New Englanders only show emotion toward their own pets. Not even their kids.
  4. But really, he's a dick
    It knocks over my shit. If by mistake my door is open it'll knock over my iPhone. The screen has scratches now. He's just a massive asshole.