Things I'm Doing Rather Than Answering My Child's Call for More Ninja Turtles

  1. Watching iZombie
  2. Eating ice cream
  3. Drinking wine
  4. Pondering the meaning of life
  5. Wishing I was the dog
  6. Laundry. So much laundry
  7. Stretching
  8. Checking how many steps I walked today (it's like 400... Sigh)
  9. More wine
  10. Debating whether or not to just buy him the ninja turtle toys that are "really really cool"
  11. Wishing he understood the concept of money