FAVORITE ANSWERS FROM MY STUDENTS' HAMLET READING QUIZ

As a high school English teacher, I've learned that if I don't quiz my students daily, they simply won't read. Ever. Some still don't.
  1. Q. Why isn't Hamlet afraid of the Ghost? A. Because he ain't no punk.
  2. Q. What were the people of Denmark told happened to Old Hamlet? A. Nothing, because Hamlet ain't no snitch.
  3. Q. What does Polonius read to Claudius and Gertrude? A. Spoilers from that new movie "The Lazarus Effect."