FAVORITE ANSWERS FROM MY STUDENTS' HAMLET READING QUIZ
As a high school English teacher, I've learned that if I don't quiz my students daily, they simply won't read. Ever. Some still don't.
- •Q. Why isn't Hamlet afraid of the Ghost? A. Because he ain't no punk.
- •Q. What were the people of Denmark told happened to Old Hamlet? A. Nothing, because Hamlet ain't no snitch.
- •Q. What does Polonius read to Claudius and Gertrude? A. Spoilers from that new movie "The Lazarus Effect."