1. Read Harry Potter
    All of them.
  2. Eaten chili.
    Over noodles, no beans. Take-away containers float, guys.
  3. Watched The Office.
    This happens often.
  4. Dropped my IPhone
  5. Written emails to my boss.
  6. Tried (and failed) to solve a Rubick's cube.
  7. Played with the new Snapchat filters.
    Did not send them out. Or did I?
  8. Contemplated becoming a dolphin trainer.
  9. Googled becoming a dolphin trainer.
    They don't make much.
  10. Had glasses of wine.
    This should surprise no one.
  11. Written this list.