Things the school bathroom has taught me

  1. People don't like the smell of poop
    This is a bathroom what did you expect?
  2. Doing makeup in between classes is a real thing...
    NOT JUST SOMETHING YOU SEE IN THE MOVIES
  3. The big stall is good for crying, anxiety attacks, laughter, group hugs, secrets, skipping class
  4. Stage fright is serious
    I can't pee if you're hovering outside my stall pls stop.... Pls
  5. Eating in the bathroom isn't THAT bad
  6. The janitors care about us
    Or their job. But they care.