THINGS I FOUND AFTER DEEP CLEANING MY ROOM
- •My look-alike American Girl dollOr what used to look like me. It has brown hair and is wearing a Swan Lake ballet costume. Lookin' rough.
- •Textbooks that I rented from a community college that I went to for one semester that I never returned because I'm lazy, and I was never contacted about returning them anyway so they've just been rotting under my bed since 2013.
- •Manakin heads from beauty school.
- •20+ gift bags stuffed inside bigger gift bags.
- •20+ shoe boxes inside bigger shoe boxes.
- •Probably every single movie ticket/playbill/birthday card I've received since middle school.
- •An Indiana Jones hat.
- •A VHS copy of Joseph and the Technicolour Dreamcoat starring Donny Osmond.