THINGS I FOUND AFTER DEEP CLEANING MY ROOM

  1. My look-alike American Girl doll
    Or what used to look like me. It has brown hair and is wearing a Swan Lake ballet costume. Lookin' rough.
  2. Textbooks that I rented from a community college that I went to for one semester that I never returned because I'm lazy, and I was never contacted about returning them anyway so they've just been rotting under my bed since 2013.
  3. Manakin heads from beauty school.
  4. 20+ gift bags stuffed inside bigger gift bags.
  5. 20+ shoe boxes inside bigger shoe boxes.
  6. Probably every single movie ticket/playbill/birthday card I've received since middle school.
  7. An Indiana Jones hat.
  8. A VHS copy of Joseph and the Technicolour Dreamcoat starring Donny Osmond.