SLANG WORDS AND PHRASES I'VE CREATED
- •Relieve the fallWhen you finally let out a long awaited piss.
- •Talk blockTo avoid socializing by pretending to be on your phone. This pertains to public restroom lines, fiestas, your aunt's tea parties, reunions, and the like...
- •Slumb travelWhen you wake up from a nap and have no idea what time or day it is.
- •i b uHaving a friend crush on someone and you just want to be them.
- •Dry cryThe crust you get in your eyes when you wake up because you cry that you have to wake up.
- •Ex whys (XY's)The dudes that say they support feminism when they actually don't. Like...why...
- •PlatosThe deep shit people say when they are high.
- •Shtink martyrHolding in a fart for the sake of social respect. *this one's inspired by a lil bit of German (;
- •Classic plasticsThe people that claim that only the classics of any sort (movies, books, plays, Disney channel shows, etc) are better than any other piece of work, regardless..
- •CrayolasThe intimidating group of people that are intimidating. But when inspected individually, are weak.