TIMES IT IS APPROPRIATE TO SING ALONG TO A CELINE DIONE SONG.

  1. After a few beers or glasses of wine, or both.
  2. While on a road trip.
  3. While in a car with any female friend or family member.
  4. After a break up.
  5. After a fight with a friend or family member that ended very poorly.
  6. After a fight with a friend or family member that ended well, but included a few beers or glasses of wine, or both.
  7. When you're trying to bring it up a notch at karaoke. (This also, might require that you or the audience has had a few beers or glasses of wine, or both.)
  8. When you are cleaning the house and listening to Lite FM radio and one of her songs comes on and you're okay with it.
  9. When you are watching Titanic and are overcome with the pure sadness of Jack's death because Rose was somehow unable to make room for him on that door or trade off every few hours or something. Seriously, she only tried to let him on once! I have tried harder to open a box of Cheez-Its! And we are not even soulmates. (Sorry Cheez-Its.)
  10. Wednesdays.