PROOF THAT I'M AN ASSHOLE
- •I'm vegan which apparently immediately gives you the title of being an asshole.
- •When retail workers ask me how I'm doing I usually don't reply because I'm either a. incredibly shy or b. too deaf to hear them.
- •I swear a lot. People don't seem to enjoy this.
- •When I'm trying to say something nice it comes out in a bitchy tone which I can't seem to overcome.
- •Nobody agrees with my views on political topics which makes me feel like an asshole.
- •I talk aloud to myself way too often which makes me think I love myself too much. This could potentially mean I am an asshole.