DIFF WAYS I FELT LIKE AN ADULT TODAY

out of the ordinary. felt it needed to be documented
  1. Took public transportation by myself for the first time.
    I've been on a plane before, but that doesn't count. I was an unaccompanied minor so I got to sit up front with the flight attendants and I got a free sandwich
  2. I walked somewhere without earbuds
  3. I used a regular purse
    not a wallet and keys or a backpack with giraffes on it
  4. I ordered expensive coffee with fancy foreign chocolate in it
    who am I, the queen??
  5. I watched Dexter
    that shit's scary!
  6. I read a BOOK on A TRAIN
    like a goddamned adult