What I Would (Will) Perform If I Were (When I Am) Invited To Perform At The MisCast Benefit

including reasons why I count as miscast
  1. 1.
    "Shiksa Goddess" from The Last Five Years
    I am not a Jewish man
  2. 2.
    "What You Want" from Legally Blonde
    I am neither blonde nor remotely interested in attending law school
  3. 3.
    "Hard-Knock Life" from Annie
    I am neither a child nor an orphan. also my life is ok
  4. 4.
    "Popular" from Wicked
    again, I am neither blonde nor in any position to be giving anyone social advice
  5. 5.
    "Holding Out For A Hero" from Footloose
    I am a young, modern woman who is not holding out for anyone
  6. 6.
    "I Believe" from The Book of Mormon
    I am not a Mormon and I do not believe
  7. 7.
    "I Can Do Better Than That" from The Last Five Years
    I cannot do better than that