THINGS I WOULD CHANGE IF I COULD

  1. Drink coffee without bouncing off the walls and talking too fast (although some find this amusing).
  2. Live without money so I could do what I really want to do (good work, but not all that profitable).
  3. Not have to sleep (since I suck at it anyway).
  4. Get away with being as smart-snarky as Kara Swisher and still have people wanting more (love this woman!).
  5. Have a higher (natural) metabolism so that I could eat nothing but desserts.
  6. Have my own teleportation device so I could see my family without 18 hours of travel.