THINGS I WOULD CHANGE IF I COULD
- •Drink coffee without bouncing off the walls and talking too fast (although some find this amusing).
- •Live without money so I could do what I really want to do (good work, but not all that profitable).
- •Not have to sleep (since I suck at it anyway).
- •Get away with being as smart-snarky as Kara Swisher and still have people wanting more (love this woman!).
- •Have a higher (natural) metabolism so that I could eat nothing but desserts.
- •Have my own teleportation device so I could see my family without 18 hours of travel.