1. "She's lost...no she hasn't...I hate it when she does that..." -Top Gun
  2. "Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up." -The Wedding Singer
  3. "...A bag of sand?" -The 40-Year-Old Virgin
  4. "You see how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet." -Clueless
  5. "Ttttt...today, Junior!" -Billy Madison