RANDOM THOUGHTS AS THEM COME TO ME
Ever wish you could read minds? What's popping into my head at that moment... #braindump
- •Omg he has been polishing his car for like 4 hours.
- •Wow, I like how her dog just stands there, no leash or anything. He's just, like, there.
- •So then, I wonder what time they had to get up this morning, and did they ride together?
- •Instead of saying "oh, she's chronically late" just say "oh, she's chronologically late." Just to see who notices.
- •You don't need to iron that, your body heat will smooth it out.