RANDOM THOUGHTS AS THEM COME TO ME

Ever wish you could read minds? What's popping into my head at that moment... #braindump
  1. Omg he has been polishing his car for like 4 hours.
  2. Wow, I like how her dog just stands there, no leash or anything. He's just, like, there.
  3. So then, I wonder what time they had to get up this morning, and did they ride together?
  4. Instead of saying "oh, she's chronically late" just say "oh, she's chronologically late." Just to see who notices.
  5. You don't need to iron that, your body heat will smooth it out.