Stuff I Worried About Today

  1. 1.
    Will the poodle eyeing her toy tiger by my foot accidentally bite into my flesh when she inevitably lunges?
  2. 2.
    What is in this weird tea my friend sent me?
  3. 3.
    Is heating something up in a bamboo bowl in the microwave going to kill me?
  4. 4.
    Does the little bit of creamer I use in my coffee have a negative impact on my metabolism?
  5. 5.
    How do I fold time to actually get these two slide decks done?
  6. 6.
  7. 7.
    How am I going to be ready to run a half marathon in June?
  8. 8.
    Botox for that deepening wrinkle in between my eyes? Yes? No? No...for now...
    Maybe I like that wrinkle? Maybe it makes me look wise and concerned even when I'm not?
  9. 9.