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  1. I was a B cup by sixth grade.
  2. I never needed braces.
  3. I had a waist.
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  1. Trick-or-Treating in Salem Village
  2. Halloween dance parties with skeleton bands
  3. 17th Century themed Halloween parties
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  1. Emporium Thai
  2. Bella Vista Pizza
  3. Emporium Thai
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  1. Martha Stewart Living
  2. Zankou Chicken garlic sauce
  3. My Passion Planner
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(Of all time). Wisely requested by Alice. Empirically proven by me.
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    Christmas Ham
    Retro music + Puff pastry + Punch
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    Kentucky Derby
    Big Hats + Bourbon + Betting
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    Champagne Birthday
    Bubbly + Balloons + Party Dresses
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    First Female President
    As a young Kiley, I already had ambition and craved power. But was not so delusional that I naively wanted to be simply "President." I knew I'd have to be the First Female one. This lasted from ages 6-8.
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    Novelist
    I liked writing short stories, so a novel didn't seem that much harder.
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    Interior Designer
    As a side gig, I used to make my mom be a "client" so I could consult on her decoration needs. I now know that she did not need my help.
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