WAYS IN WHICH I WAS SUPER HOT AS A TEENAGER THAT I WISH I HAD KNOWN AT THE TIME

  1. I was a B cup by sixth grade.
  2. I never needed braces.
  3. I had a waist.
  4. I had super tiny ears.
  5. I wore glasses before they were cool.
  6. I didn't dye my hair for another several years.
  7. I was a C cup by freshman year.
  8. I didn't know I was beautiful. (That's what made me beautiful).
  9. I was way into chorus and drama club.
  10. I had not yet discovered wine.
  11. I was a teenager.
  12. I was a D cup by senior year.