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We are Jewish atheists. Our religion is contrarian intellectualism. We had a guest who had never been to a Jew's house for the holidays before (he asked if we still celebrate on Thursday) So we...
- •We had pork.
- •The only turkeys on the table were turkey shaped candles
- •We put out a menorah just to confuse things. We had to buy the menorah as we did not have one.
I may or may not have been this girl. It's all a little foggy.
- •Given a high five, accompanied by, "well done you!" (I may or may not have recalled his name)
- •Screamed, "omg my housemate is coming home and this is her room!" (I don't have a housemate)
- •Began discussing how the last guy could never take the hint and leave
- •Jumped up and raced to the bathroom yelling about how you can never be too careful about UTI's
This list may totally explain my dating life
- •Hard to Hold
- •Micki and Maude
- •The Pirate Movie