Intimacy Avoidant Things I've Done to Avoid Post-coital Snuggling

I may or may not have been this girl. It's all a little foggy.
  1. Given a high five, accompanied by, "well done you!" (I may or may not have recalled his name)
  2. Screamed, "omg my housemate is coming home and this is her room!" (I don't have a housemate)
  3. Began discussing how the last guy could never take the hint and leave
  4. Jumped up and raced to the bathroom yelling about how you can never be too careful about UTI's