Thanksgiving Things That Explain My Family
We are Jewish atheists. Our religion is contrarian intellectualism. We had a guest who had never been to a Jew's house for the holidays before (he asked if we still celebrate on Thursday) So we...
- •We had pork.
- •The only turkeys on the table were turkey shaped candles
- •We put out a menorah just to confuse things. We had to buy the menorah as we did not have one.
- •We discussed politics and no one disagreed with anyone
- •We played Christmas music but only by Neil Diamond and Barbara Streisand