MUSIC FESTIVAL ESSENTIALS

It's 3 weeks until my favorite festival and it's all I can think about. Let's do this.
  1. Glitter. So much glitter. You think you have enough. You don't.
  2. A poncho or raincoat. There's a 90% chance that it will pour if you don't, and then you'll have to buy one for $50 from some enterprising jagoff.
  3. A hat. Good for sun protection and also throwing in the air triumphantly.
  4. Baby wipes. Fuck lining up for the showers. None of us are too proud for a whore's bath.
  5. Ziploc bags. Good for putting electronics in if it rains, also for holding snacks.
  6. Speaking of - bring snacks.
  7. Deodorant. I promise you smell worse than you think.
  8. Sunscreen. Sunburn is like, the dumbest, most easily preventable thing ever.
  9. Did I mention glitter? Bring glitter.
  10. Oh, and glowsticks.
  11. Really, it's cool if you just bring the glitter and glowsticks tbh.