1. You can't win big unless you lose big (in regards to gambling).
  2. Never quit one job without another one lined up. (I have only violated this rule once)
  3. A car is only a hunk of metal (wisdom she learned from her father).
  4. There's no ache or pain a tic tac can't fix.
  5. If you go just to "look" at a puppy, you need to be prepared that you will most definitely be coming home with a puppy.
  6. Home is where your stuff is.
  7. Always fully fund your Roth IRA
  8. You can never have enough boxes of Honey Nut Cheerios
  9. Never comment on someone else's appearance.