Fall Is a Crap Season

  1. Pumpkin flavored stuff is gross.
  2. Those leaves are everywhere!!! I have to pay someone money to come bag them up. It's absurd.
  3. Everyone's got some contagious disease, and I have to get shot up every year so I won't get it too.
  4. I'm pretty sure Starbucks and pumpkin patches manufactured this season, anyway. It's the Valentine's Day of seasons.
  5. At the end it's Winter!! "Oh look at the pretty leaves in the trees!" and then BAM everything is barren and it's so cold that my nose falls off, and I have to spend all of my extra cash on mittens and snow shovels.
  6. Which is why Spring is the real MVP of holidays. It means winter is over and that summer is coming, and the leaves stay in the damn trees where they belong!