A COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF EVERYTHING IN OUR APARTMENT FRIDGE

I and my three flatmates are currently studying abroad in Nairobi, Kenya. Buying groceries is an ~effort~
  1. Week old cookie dough
    We never had the intention of making it into actual cookies. Now too solid to eat.
  2. Four squares of a chocolate bar
    Cadbury milk chocolate
  3. Quarter bottle of gin
    Approximately five shots worth
  4. Half an onion
    Wrapped in tinfoil
  5. Core of a mango
    So hard to cut
  6. We have made plans to shop in the near future. Will see if we can carry these plans to fruition