THOUGHTS I HAVE WHILE ON TINDER

In order:
  1. Pass
  2. Pass
  3. Pass
  4. Pass
  5. Winter is fast approaching
  6. But I can't settle for any warm blooded boy with pictures of himself drinking/working out/shirtless/with a posse of attractive girls.
  7. Or can I?
  8. No, Kim, you won't.
  9. Pass
  10. Pass
  11. Should I be the first to do a scientific study on the ratio of fuck boys to normal boys in today's society?
  12. Pass
  13. Oh. He will do.